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Inge Lorentzen Daumer's avatar

The Head Monkey today did not place his dangling hand on the Bible,

while swearing the Oath of Office!

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Joe Livernois's avatar

The cosmic forces wouldn't allow the flesh of evil to lay hands on The Good Book.

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Inge Lorentzen Daumer's avatar

They would have spontaneously combusted...

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John Lovejoy's avatar

LOVE these tales!

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